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01:47pm 10/12/2004
mood: ecstatic
In The Last 48 Hours, Have You:
01. Cried: no
02. Bought something: no
03. Gotten sick: no
04. Sang: all the time
05. Eaten: too much...big poop
06. Been kissed: no
07. Felt stupid: yes
08. Wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't: no
09. Met someone new: no
10. Moved on: nothing to move on from
11. Talk to an ex: yes
12. Missed an ex: nope
14. Had a serious talk: not really
15. Missed someone: Lauren
16. Hugged someone: Brandy and Gary gave me a hug today..
17. Fought with your parents: of course
18. Dreamed about someone you can't be with: nope

Social Life
01. Best girl friend: Lauren, Brandy, Casey, Loni, and Megs
02. Best guy friend: Dave, Gary, Ray, Clay, and The Bens
03. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yessa
04. If no, current dating partner: yessa col (chuckle out loud)
05. Hobbies: Lauren
06. Pager: pagers are homo unless your a docter
07. Are you center of attention or the wallflower: in the middle
08. What type of car do you drive: i don't want to talk about it
09. What type of car do you wish you drove: custom mid 90's VW Golf
10. Would you rather be with friends or on a date: date
11. Where is the best hangout: your moms cooter
12. Do you have a job: don't want to talk about it
13. Do you attend church: yes, being the ultra religios person that i am...
14. Do you like being around people: sure

Who: My friends
01. Have you known the longest: Casey, Espinas, and Kelly
02. Do you argue the most with: probobly Lauren but its all in fun
03. Do you always get along with: Gary
04. Is the most trustworthy: Lauren i hope
05. Makes you laugh the most: Gary's stupid ass lol
06. Has been there through all the hard times: umm...
07. Has the coolest parents: i dunno Ms. Vonda is cool
08. Has the scariest siblings: Lauren no doubt
09. Is the most blunt: haha...you said blunt
10. Is the smartest: i don't know...me?

01. Who is your role model: Flea, Ryan Martini, and Feildy
02. What is some of your pet peeves: homophobia, bigots, thin people who say they're fat, lisps, stupid people, people who ask me if my stretched ears or my tongue web hurts, fat people with handicapped tags, etc
03. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: i don't think so?
04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex: no
05. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: no
06. Have you ever lied to your best friend(s): no
07. Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you: physically, yes
08. Would you rather be dumper or dumped? dumped
09. Rather have a relationship or a "hookup": relationship
10. Want someone you don't have right now: no
11. Ever liked your best guy/girl friend: kinda but that was back in the day
12. Do you want to get married: mm hmm
13. Do you want kids: yes
14. Do you believe in psychics: no
15. Do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time: haha i dunno, maybe? that would be cool as shit if me and Lauren got married
16. What is your favorite part of your physical appearance: "Kong" ;P
17. What is your favorite part of your emotional being: i'm pretty chill about everything
18. Are you happy with you: nah
19. Are you happy with your life: some parts
20. If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be: school

[ Current Clothes ] red tee shirt, urban camo pants, red vans with red fat laces
[ Current Mood ] excited about tomorrow
[ Current Music ] ICP and ABK - Skanta Claws
[ Current Taste ] brownies
[ Current Make-up ] none
[ Current Hair ] BALD
[ Current Annoyance ] english class
[ Current Smell ] fart
[ Current thing I ought to be doing ] looking for a job
[ Current Desktop Picture] Lauren blowing a kiss
[ Current Favorite Group ] Lil Wyte, ICP, Twiztid, Colton Grundy, La Chat, and some others
[ Current Book you're reading ] can't read
[ Current CD in CD Player ] Twiztid - Cryptic Collection 1
[ Current DVD in player ] BMH$ come correct schun..
[ Current Color Of Toenails ] regular toenail color?
[ Current Refreshment ] none
[ Current Worry ] graduaton

First best friend: Casey or Espinas
First real memory of something:falling down my babyshitters steps, hitting the door, and falling down the other flight of steps
First car: shut the hell up with this car shit man...damn
First date: umm...i don't remember
First real kiss: uh...
First break-up: after my first girlfriend?
First job: Tutoring, ...
First screen name: haha FattyMac722 byach
First self purchased album: Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
First funeral: i dunno
First pets: Montgomery and Nikki, family dogs
First piercing/tattoo: Ears, now stretched to 1/2"
First credit card: no..
First true love: brownies
First enemy: Rich people and people who got what they wanted whenever they wanted because their daddy bought it for them
First big trip: KansASS Shitty...oh what fun...
First play/musical/performance: That i think it was in elementary school, i had to be rudolf and sing with everybody else but my nose kept falling off
First musician you remember hearing in your house: probobly Beastie Boys or something my uncles listened to

Last cigarette: never
Last big car ride: OC
Last kiss: last time i saw Lauren
Last good cry: i dunno
Last library book checked out: don't remember
Last movie seen: Assassins
Last beverage drank: Grape Faygo
Last food consumed: brownie
Last crush: Lauren Hoffman
Last phone call: ~~~^
Last tv show watched: pimp my ride
Last time showered: this morning
Last shoes worn: red Vans
Last cd played: Lil Wyte - Doubt Me Now
Last annoyance: having to renew my learners
Last disappointment: not getting my license
Last soda drank: Grape Faygo
last ice cream eaten: mint cololate chip
last time wanting to die: when my ear was throbbing and all i wanted to do was take a shower because that was the only thing that would make it feel better and my mom was bullshitting with my aunt completely aware of my pain and then we had to ride 45 minutes back home and when i finally got in the shower and my mom knocked on the door because she had to pee...WTF?!
last time scolded: daily over stupid shit
last shirt worn: red tee i'm wearing now
last website visited: farmfun.com haha
1 Clever Line Bitch and moan
12:43pm 24/09/2004
mood: Fuckin excited about tonight =
m u s i c
Spell out your name in songs...
T - Toy Box - ICP
I - I Hurt Myself - Lotus
M - Mannequin - COF
Have you ever had a song written about you? i'm pretty sure Tech N9ne was thinking about me when he write "slacker"
What song makes you cry? any song my mom sings, that shit can bring tears to Big Foot's eyes
What song makes you happy? Juggalo Homies
What do you like to listen to before bed? Lauren

a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5'7"ish
HAIR COLOR: umm...blonde/orange/pink
SKIN COLOR: transparent
EYE COLOR: browny poo poo
PIERCINGS: haha one 1/2 inch hole in each ear and my tongue web (if you don't know what that is lift up your tongue and pinch the skin underneath it, thats what i have done)
TATTOOS: none yet...but i have a "?" scarred in my left arm

r i g h t | n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: dark bloo jeans with green pockets
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: "We Don't Die" non rock version
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: my tongue ring

d o | y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: not as much as i used to
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: i dunno, ask Lauren she'll tell you something
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: umm..i get along with my mom sometimes but my father...well i don't talk to him
LIKE TO DRIVE?: yeah but i don't have my lisence yet -tear-

f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: i think Monster Garage is a bad ass show
CONDITIONER: w/e my mom buys
BOOK: "Behind The Paint"
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Ben and Justin's "science projects"
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: i would have to say my favoreite rapper is a tie between Monoxide Child and Violent J

h a v e | y o u
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: i never had too
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: i'm not big on swimming
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: no but thats funny as shit when people do that and it falls on the door so the person can't get out
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: yup, the cold water is a bitch when your dead asleep
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: when i was a little ass kid

l o v e
CHILDREN: 7 1/2 (don't ask, Chewy gets embarrassed)
CURRENT CRUSH: Laaaaaauren
BEEN IN LOVE?: mm hmm
BEEN HURT?: mm hmm
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: i'd rather not say

r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: nope, i'm workin on it tho
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: in my one i carry around i have Lil Wyte's "Doubt me now" and in my room i have Twiztid's "Cryptic Collection 1"
2 Clever Lines Bitch and moan
01:50pm 22/09/2004
mood: excited
guess what everybody?
That is all =)

8 Clever Lines Bitch and moan
12:28pm 31/08/2004
mood: anxious
Run out and get that shit NOW byach!

For those of you who don't know what Hells pit is lemme explain right quick: Hell's pit is the new freshness from ICP. Some ninjas have been waiting 12 fucking years for this shit to drop and now it's out. Its by far the darkest shit ICP has ever put out and its a great ass CD. For those of you who still don't give a shit about ICP or Juggalos or any of my shit...why the hell are you reading this then? Go listen to your radio shit and your "Chingy" and your "Nelly". That shit is...well, shit. Thats not rap, but black pop, think if Justin Timberflake had mad "ice" and a do-rag...would it really be that much different? I think not. But i'm finished ranting uselessly about how much your music sucks. =) have a nice day.

I'm out like Rick James
"It's a celebration bitches!!"

2 Clever Lines Bitch and moan
01:44pm 30/08/2004
mood: horny
I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more no less. ask me anything you want, then I want you to go to your journal, copy & paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. I will answer. BYACH!!

Bitch and moan
12:27pm 16/08/2004
mood: horny
♥ Lauren
♥ Music
♥ Juggalo family
♥ Food
♥ Sleep
♥ My bass
♥ Homies
♥ Oxygen
♥ Peach Faygo
♥ my headphones (yes and my CD player also not just the earphones, smartass)

♥ getting high school over with
♥ getting a job so i can get some skrilla
♥ School to start, yes i stole one of yours jess ,deal with it
♥ getting my lisence
♥ getting a car
♥ installing a decent sound system in m car
♥ installing decent speakers in my car
♥ spending years perfecting "pimping" out my car
♥ picking up Lauren from school and blasting Dark Lotus while i wait =)

♥ sleep
♥ Lauren
♥ Knowing that i only have half a year left of high school
♥ My homies
♥ Taco Bell
♥ My Room
♥ Being a Juggalo
♥ Music

♥ Porn stars
♥ School Work
♥ Waiting for shit
♥ Boredem
♥ Vacuum cleaners
♥ Hookers
♥ Life (sometimes)

♥ My Bed
♥ My Phone
♥ Myself, lol
♥ My Necklace
♥ My Camera
♥ My butt when it itches =)

♥ Scratch my ass
♥ Brush my teeth
♥ Put on some pants (sometimes)
♥ Put on my chain
♥ Blast ICP or something of the sort for my neighbors =)

♥ Lauren
♥ Kayla
♥ Clay
♥ Then Ben's and Steve lol

♥ 1/2 lb burritos from Taco Bell
♥ Soft tacos from Taco Bell
♥ The "10lb Shit Goo Dip" my aunt makes (its called that because the next day after you eat it you shit 10 lbs of goo, the dip is fuckin great tho lol)

♥ "Behind The Paint" -ICP

♥ You know i'm going to say Lauren =)
2 Clever Lines Bitch and moan
i'm outta luck like a slut with nobody to fuck   
03:00pm 07/08/2004
mood: devious

makes you smile? Lauren's laugh

makes you cry? i don't realy cry but getting kicked in the balls almost does the trick

makes you laugh? watching Big Money Hustla$

makes you mad? theres only one person that makes me mad and i came out of her neden 17 years ago

makes you jealous? i don't really get jealous

ruins a good day? when your all excited to do something for like a week and then the day your supposed to do it something happens and you can't

bores you? being home all day every day by myself


gets on your nerves? fake people, stupid people, 14 year old wiggers that think they are all hard lil bitches

makes you smile? lauren, ashley when she comes up and greets me with a kick in the ass, kayla, loni

makes you cry? joe mamma

makes you happy you're alive? lauren =)

turns you on? micheal jackson

makes you shy? noone


do you think people smoke? relaxes u

do you think people flirt? umm, because they like someone? thats usually how it works, unless its some cruel bitch that is just mesin with some nerdy dude

are you shy? because your mom buffed my pickle on the daily when i was a child


do you go to cry? if i did cry i would probobly go out on the roof or somethin

do you go to vent? the phone with lauren, shes probobly tired of hearing about my shit tho

do you go to chill? the mall, ninja's houses

is your favorite resting spot? my room or my lil awning outside my windows

do you go when you need to clear your mind? my room

do you go for help? i don't really ask for help


do you think about your life the most? all the fuckin time

do you feel the worst during the day? i dunno

do you feel the best during the day? dunno
Bitch and moan
01:56pm 08/07/2004
mood: horny
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives well, for the most part at least
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I've tried marijuana
09. I've watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
26. I need money right now
27. I love sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular

35. I have a twin (died at birth)
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a Sig. O. in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently ALWAYS single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants On weekends &
non-shopping/non-school days.
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. VERY STRONGLY.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party
84. I have made a move on a friend's Sig. O. in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Live Journal
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy country music
89. I would die for my best friends
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I'm happy as of this moment
100. I would trade my life with someone else at this moment
2 Clever Lines Bitch and moan
11:07pm 19/06/2004
  so close to murdering...not funny  
1 Clever Line Bitch and moan
i LOVE Puerto Rico..   
04:54pm 18/06/2004
mood: drained ;-P
ok...lets just say that i am THE MAN...you can call me THE MAN from now on...or you can call me Mr MAN...hell, you could call me gigglepus for all i care...either way i am STILL THE MAN...end story

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03:45pm 11/06/2004
mood: contemplative
:x: name = Tim
:x: piercings = 2 0g holes in the eers
:x: tattoos = next year...next year...
:x: height = 5'7"ish
:x: shoe size = 10
:x: hair color = blonde/pink/orange
:x: length = past my chin
:x: siblings = lil bro and lil sis i never see

:x: movie you rented = i think it was called "Ninja Vs. Mafia"
:x: person you've called = Megs down OC
:x: person that's called you = Crystal
:x: tv show you've watched = mythbusters
:x: person you were thinking of = Laura

:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = always
:x: you think about suicide = i think about it and talk about it all the time
:x: you believe in online dating = no?
:x: you want more piercings = like 7 more
:x: you drink = sher
:x: you smoke = nope
:x: you like cleaning = no
:x: you like roller coasters = yessa
:x: you write in cursive or print = print
:x: you carry a donor card = no

:x: long distance relationships = AGAINST!
:x: using someone = against
:x: killing people = totally for it
:x: teenage smoking = whats the difference? does it hurt you more if your a teen?
:x: premarital sex = fo'
:x: abortion= it depends

:x: sports = flatland BMX and street skating (boards not fruit boots)
:x: drink = peach faygo and the dew
:x: holiday = halloween, i get to be somebody else for a day

:x: ever cried over a guy = umm...no?
:x: ever lied to someone = only if i have to save my ass
:x: ever been in a fist fight = yerp

:x: of times I have been in love = 2
:x: of times I have had my heart broken = 1 :/
:x: of girls I have kissed = i'm a manwhore so i dunno, take a guess?
:x: of boys I have kissed = 0
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends = all my juggalo homies -tear- i love you dawgs
:x: of people I consider my enemies = i try not to make enemies but if i don't like you you will know

:x: disney movie = finding nemo "-gasp- he touched the butt" lmao
:x: scent = tommygirl
:x: nickname = lol Bobo and Tim Tim seems to be popular with the ladies
:x: guy name = Trent
:x: girl name = Kayla and Celest
:x: eye color = Green or blue
:x: flower = tudasies lol
:x: piercing = nipples ;P

:x: pretty = oh so pretty...
:x: funny = sure
:x: hot = nah
:x: friendly = yes
:x: amusing = yes
:x: ugly = i can be
:x: loveable = hopefully
:x: pessimistic = yes
:x: optimistic = no
:x: caring = i try to be
:x: sweet = people tell me i am
:x: dorky = yerp

:x: Spell your first name back wards= miT..beotch
:x: The story behind your user name = lol if your wondering what "JRB" stands for: it stands for Juggalo Rydas Bitch...and i'm down with em so fuck off if you have a problem with it
:x: Where do you live = Slaughtermore, MD

:x: Wallet = umm..black
:x: Hairbrush = its made of wood and its bloo and my old dog chewed the handle up a bit
:x: Jewelery worn daily = 0g plugs (or pencils, pens, etc..) in the ears, watch, bandannas (straight G lol), my bracelet that my Ahte gave me a while ago, my gangsta fresh hatchetman, and some lil rubber bracelets
:x: Pillow cover = grey
:x: Blanket = gotta love my TMNT one i've had since i was like 6, my black and grey reversible one (its like 2 blankets in 1!!), and of course my Psychopathic Records throw blanket
:x: Coffee cup = black
:x: Sunglasses = i don't wear glasses, i look better in hats
:x: Shoes = my Heelys with the wheels (no they aren't those gay ass sketchers), my Adidass, and my Osirises
:x: Handbag = n/a
:x: Favorite top = either my Twiztid hockey jersey, Riddlebox b-ball jersey, or my ABK BMX jersey
:x: What you are wearing now = daily jewelry, ABK shirt, fattie cords (corderoys [sp?] that are really wide at the bottom, for those of you who don't know how i dress), Heely's, ABK hat, PR bandanna around my wrist, and 2 white bandannas on my head and onr tied on my beltloop, and my belt lol
:x: Hair = i took my cornrows out last night, now its just in a ponytail

WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)..
:x: In my mouth = tongue 'n' teeth
:x: In my head = music
:x: Wishing = i lived closer to someone..
:x: After this = eat
:x: Fetishes = asian girls =)
:x: Person you wish you could see right now = laura
:x: Is next to you = the arm of my chair
:x: Something you're looking forward to in this up coming month = the end of school
:x: Who is your worst enemy = me when i think too much
:x: If you could have any animal for a pet= a kinkajou, or a pig, or a sloth
:x: What is the latest you've ever stayed up = like 3 days
:x: Ever been to Belgium = no
:x: Can you eat with chopsticks = yep, bens bro taught me when i was really young
:x: Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time = yup

-- Full Name: Tim Tim
-- Nick Name: Bobo, Any Booty Feela lol, Tim Tim, CWK (crazy white kid), and a bunch of racial stuff like snowflake and cracker (everything tastes better on a cracker ;P)
-- Birthdate: 7/22/87
-- Birthplace: B-More
-- Current Location: B-More
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: pink/orange/blonde
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: cancer

-- Your heritage: i'm Irish mutha facko
-- The shoes you wore today: Heely's
-- Your weakness: ...gettin hit in the nutbag...
-- Your fears: n/a
-- Your perfect pizza: it doesn't matter whats on it, just not tomatos or lil fish lol
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: to be a porn star

-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: "lol" =/
-- Your thoughts first waking up: i would rather be dead than to wake up
-- Your best physical feature: you tell me...no seriously tell me i wanna know
-- Your bedtime: when i go to bed?

-- Pepsi or Coke: the dew. i guess that counts a pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds, Ronald is my homie
-- Single or group dates: both have their advantages
-- Adidas or Nike: fuck nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: peach faygo ;)

-- smoke: no
-- Cuss: yes
-- Sing: sure
-- Take a shower: nah
-- Have a crush(es): maybe
-- Do you think you've been in love: mm hmm...
-- Want to go to college: i am next year bitches
-- Like high school: its ok
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Believe in yourself: no
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Think you're attractive: i don't think i'm anything special
-- Think you're a health freak: no, I'M A PICKER, MOTHER FUCKER lmao i love Madrox
-- Get along with your parents: occasionallyi get along with my mom, my father...well i just don't talk to him
-- Like thunderstorms: they're sexy
-- Play an instrument: Bass

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: maybe
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had Sex: no, i'm a sad person
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yes

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: lol yeah
-- If so, was it mixed company: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: lol yes
-- Been caught "doing something": almost
-- Been called a tease: no?
-- Gotten beaten up: pssh..i'm a mufuckin ninjer
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: fuck that dude

-- Age you hope to be married: 25 lol me and Cait are already engaged
-- Numbers and Names of Children: a boy and a girl i dunno the names
-- Describe your dream wedding: i dunno, i have a while to think about it
-- How do you want to die: doing something cool
-- Where you want to go to college: i'm goin to BCCC next year but i don't know if i will go somewhere after that, i doubt it
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a mortician that does peircing as a hobby
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan

LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl.
-- Best eye color?: doesn't matter
-- Best hair color?: i don't favor blondes but anything is cool
-- Short or long hair: either, just not like lesbian style short or like dragging the ground long
-- Best articles of clothing: anything...or nothing

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 2 but they aren't really drugs...i'll let you figure that out
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: i alreaxy answered this..
-- Number of CDs that I own: a lot, most are Psycopathic related
-- Number of piercings: 2 (that you can see) ;)
-- Number of tattoos: none yet
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a few
-- Number of scars on my body: not many
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: 1 bu ti don't like to talk about it
Bitch and moan
i'm outta luck like a slut with nobody to fuck   
03:17pm 10/06/2004
mood: confused
Name:: Tim
Age:: 16
Height:: 5'7"ish
Hair Color:: orange/pink/blonde/dirty blonde
Eye Color:: brown for now

**School Life **

What's your school's mascot?: sabre-toothed tiger
School color(s)?: purple and gold (lakers colors)
G.P.A.?: i don't know
Who is your favorite teacher?: umm..Ms Karnani and Mr Bently
What do they teach?: geometry and art
Is this your favorite class?: art is one of em


Do you use any messengers?: yes
If so, which ones?: GayIM, i have a yahoo but i don't use it, and GayOL
About how many hours a day do you spend online?: exactly 2 lol
Do you have a digital camera?: yes, its shit, but i have one
If so, do you post pictures of yourself online?: yerp


Do you play any instruments?: yes
If so, what one(s)?: bass guitar/guitar and just about anything else if i play with it long enough
3 Favorite Genres Of Music:: underground rap, horrorcore, metal
3 Favorite Bands:: Psychopathic records isn't really composed of bands but lets just say everyone on PR is a given...besides them, Slipknot, Nothingface, and Tenacious D
Do you go to concerts and/or shows?: yerp
What is the most you've ever spent on a concert/show?: $120 when i went and saw KISS
What is the least you've ever spent?: nothing
Do you think buying merch at a concert then wearing it there is corny?: fuck no, i rocked my Twiztid jersey at the Lotus show (for about a half hour then i let Lauryn wear it)
Do you listen to any bands that you'd be ashamed to admit to listening to?: no
Did you notice the grammatical error in question 29?: What was question 29?

**Word Association**

Blue:: balls
Camera:: porn
Boy:: George
Pretty:: in pink
Pants:: laying in the corner 0=)
Music:: live
God:: fairy tales
Sweater:: faggotty ass preps that tie polo sweaters around their necks (shivers)
Live Journal:: lotsa reading
MTV:: = shit


Do you think labels are dumb?: yes
Why or why not?: i think some people can be labled (i.e. people that own everything in A&F are pretty much preppy, and people that own evertything in Hot Topic are pretty much posers that don't know about the bands 'n' shit that are on their T-shirts and want to be "different", just like everyone else that shops there religiously), but theres people who are just themselves who can't be labled, whos style is blended between a few different "lables"...whether you lable people or not, "lables" are stupid and you should get to know the people you lable before you lable them
What do people label you as?: people call me a lot of things (crazy white kid, freak, weirdo) but i'm a fuckin Juggalo and proud of it
How/Why did you get this label?: because i like being genuinely different and its nice to know that i have a big ass family out there no matter what

**Which Is Worse?**
Physical Pain/Emotional Pain?: physical
Blink-182/Good Charlotte?: good charlotte...i can't fucking stand them and their "riot girl" bitches (except brandy lol)
Being Deaf/Being Blind?: i was thinking about that the other day, if i was deaf then i wouldn't be able to listen to music, and if i was blind then i wouldn't be able to see muhfuckers sneaking up to me messing with the blind person, i dunno which is worse
Being Bored/Rushing around because you have too much to do?: rushing
Losing your dominant leg/Losing your dominant arm?: haha if i lost my dominant leg then i could get my wheelchair with spinners, i say losing my arm is worse cuz then i couldn't play bass and i don't get a wheelchair

**Love **

Do you believe theres a difference between "love" and "in love"?: sher
Is it better to have loved and lossed than to have never loved at all?: i dunno
Are you romantic?: haha no (ask Emily lol)
Are you in a relationship now?: yeah
If so, for how long?: a couple weeks
If not, how long have you been single?:
Are you a virgin?: no
What song describes your love life right now?: Twiztid - The Only 1


War: Good or Bad?: both
What do you think of designer labels?: i tink they are great if you want to be a walking advertisement
Who's skankier: Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?: Paris (i've seen her boobies =))
What is it with guys and cars?: i'm not like that with cars, bitches
Do you sing?: yes i do, can i do it well? thats another story
If so, what part (Soprano 1,Alto 2, et cetera)?: i have no fucking clue
Kiss or hug?: usually kisses but a quick hump here and there is good
What color is your room?: black and red with red carpet decorated with posters 'n' such
How old is your mom?: i'm not gonna tell you =) (shes younger than yours tho =P)
Black and white or color photos?: color
Who cuts your hair?: me
What color is your toothbrush?: purple lol
What color is your hair brush?: bloo
What kind of hair products do you use?: whatever shampoo and conditioner mi madre gets
Is K-Mart just the poor man's Wal-Mart?: no?
Are you sXe?: kinda
Are you sexy?: i've been told i was on a few (ok i lied, many) occasions
What color to people tells you looks nice on you?: i mostly wear black so yeah...
What color do you think looks nice on you?: black
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping?: clothes
Who do you sit with at lunch? i don't sit with anyone, i go outside and stand on the big stupid sculupture with my homies
Do you like the sound of your own voice when you hear it played back?: no
Who has the nicest speaking voice that you know?: i dunno
What is the website for one of your favorite bands?: Psychopathicrecords.com =)
Do you prefer to date people younger, older, or the same age as you?: no preference
Do you listen to songs on repeat often?: no
Who was the last person you hung out with?: my homepiece Laura
What did you and that person do?: you don't wanna know...lol we walked around the mall 'n' bullshat about stuff, good times
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", et cetera)?: yerp
How often do you bathe?: the 1st thursday of evrey other month
Are you a people-pleaser?: i please people...0=) if thats what you mean...but if you mean me going out of my way to make a girl feel better when shes in a shitty mood then yes i am
Do you dye your hair regularly?: yerp
What about your eyebrows?: no
Do you wear makeup?: no
If you answered "yes", to #96, are you female?:
Do you buy CDs edited or unedited?: unedited, fuck Wal-Mart
Can you beatbox?: yes, not like the Fat Boys or Rahzel or anything, but i do it when i'm bored and its really quiet
Does your mom like the song "Hey Ya" by OutKast?: no, nor do i
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03:19pm 28/05/2004

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09:30pm 23/05/2004
  its hot as shit...no AC....life is miserable...kill me now...please...  
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04:14pm 08/05/2004
mood: sleepy
did my hair again last night, yay, woke up today at 4...woah...

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01:04pm 01/05/2004
mood: exhausted
holy shit i just wrote this thing for like an hour and a half straight and then the fucking box closed all by itself and i lost it all -tear-...anyway i saw DARK LOTUS last night...it was the greatest fucking show ever...i really hate writing all this over again...ok Dee and my Ashums picked me up with a few other people in the car and we went to thunderdome, we weren't really that far back in line which was suprizing...its great to be able to look down the street and see an army of juggalos walkin up lookin all bad ass 'n' shit...i usually feel a bit awkward when i'm in a crowd of people that i don't know but being there with all those juggalos made me feel really comfortable...like a big ass family gathering...so i saw my homie rich from school up in the front of the line and i went and talked to him for a bit and went back with ashley and dee and this dude gave me a 2 liter of peach faygo (my fav flavor) and me and this kid that came with us shared it, i drank like 3/4 of it and i already had to pee so that didn't help any...by the time we got inside i was literally about to just let it flow and tell people that i got sprayed with faygo...but i held out in time and went to the potty and i was in there for like 10 m inutes with a constant flow, can we say relief?...so i came out and went to the merch table and got my jersey but they didn't have the one i wanted in my size so i got the red 'n' white Twiztid one...its great, so i put it on even tho it was like 45089475 degrees in that piece...then me ash and her friend lauren went searching for a clear spot with a good view of the stage and we found a spot on the back of these 2 chairs...i sat on one chair and lauren sat on my lap and ash sat on the other and we were all comfortable untill ash told me that dee wanted to talk so i had to get down off my chair, find dee, and let her drag me downstairs away from everybody and tells me that shes jealous of lauren cuz shes hangin all on me 'n' whatever, keep in mind this was the first time i've EVER seen dee in my life and she was acting like we had been married for like 40 years...then she just disapeared and i saw rich and lauren came down and we stayed down there because i didn't know if ash was mad at me or w/e so me lauren and rich stayed in the corner with a pretty good view of the stage...i let lauren wear my jersey cuz i was dying cuz it was so hot and she wanted to wear it...then dee comes back down and starts yellin at me tellin me to give her her keys that i was holding and tellin me i needed to find another ride home then she ran off pushin people 'n' shit...and as soon as she left lauren and rich both said they could give me a ride home, aww, lol...so layzie bone came on and was on FOREVER and even tho i've been down with BTNH since i was in like 4th grade i was gettin a little tired of him...the LOTUS came on and lauren got on my shoulders and started freakin out when Shaggs came on, lol shes so cute, then after a few songs she got down and we started dancin...she has a magical ass, you don't even kno...ray came over and was lookin all beat up 'n' shit from the pit then he goes back in like its nothin, lol...so Lotus get off stage and is all "peace juggalos!!!" like they're leavin and they come runnin back onstage and start singin "spin the bottle" and ABK sang "sticky icky situations" and they sang "hatchet execution" and a few other songs...then it was over...-tear-...lol me and lauren went up to the stage and looked for ashley but we couldn't find her which upset me cuz i didn't get to say good bye...but we saw this little girl that was 5 year old, yes i said 5, she was on her mom's shoulders and she had her hair all done she was SOOOOOOOOOO freakin cute and she had her hand in the air bouncin to the music lol and she was throwin up the "WC" (wicked clowns gang sign lol) i wanted to take her home but i couldn't =(...lol then we saw lauren't dad and she asked him if he could take me home and he said yes, he's a very nice man i must say, taking a complete stranger home...we got to my house and i got out of the car and gave lauren a hug and she gave me my jersey back 'n' stuff =) and i was sooooooooo dead i went inside and just fell on the couch...

HOLY SHIT that was fun, i recomend everyone go to at least one Lotus show in their life lol even tho most of you people reading this have no clue what i'm talking about, oh well...well i have to go cut the grass now cuz my uncle showed up with the lawnmower because mine's ghetto and randomly shuts off when it wants to..until next time

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05:29pm 23/04/2004
mood: giddy
OK first off i would just like to say that MY SHOES ARE SO MUCH FUCKING COOLER THAN YOURS...ok now that we got that out of the way, i got new shoes last night in the mail...last sunday i went to the mills with my mom and grandmother and i decided i needed new shoes so we went into journeys and i picked out some shoes and then i remembered about how cool i thought a pair of Heely's would be (the kind with one wheel in the back of each heel) because you can walk and then just start rolling on command without having to fuck with any buttons or w/e so i picked out a pair and they had to special order them because they don't sell adult sizes anymore...they arrived last night and i spent like an hour trying to get my balance in my basement and then i got tired and went to bed...THEN i remembered i had a feild trip in DC today so i was like OH SHIT I'M GONNA BE ROLLIN AROUND DC ALL DAY because a lot of things in DC are marbel so they are REALLY smooth for easy riding...so we went to the supreme court and i was rollin around out front and people were just staring at me more than they usually do until this cop came up and said i had to take the wheels out when i got in the court, so i did and i was nice to the lady cop because she was trying be professional about it instead of being like "oh shit are those wheels in your shoes?!?!"...it was funny because i could tell she was trying not to laugh, good times...so we left there and went to union station which is fucking greatness to "heel" in so me and my friends were walking around and i would see a group of girls from another school and heel either around them or just straight through...i got mixed reactions, some people were like "that kids so damn stupid for having those shoes" and others were just staring in amazement...it was funny because i would just put my toes up so the wheels were rolling and grab onto my friend Caroline and she pulled me...good times...THEN i got back to school and showed mt old tech teacher and i htink he was jealous because he kept cracking on me but oh well...we had nothing to do and i wasn't getting picked up till 5 so we rebuilt the robot thats been at Woodlawn since the competition in March and i put in a new fuse box and we were rolling it around the school chasing people down the hallway 'n' such...it was fun and an all around good day, its been a while since i've said that, i'm a sad individual...its nice to be happy every once and a while...


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09:31pm 18/04/2004
mood: depressed
If you're reading this then I finally did it
I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye
There was no time
Understand I was stressed
Living day to day was hard and I gave it my best
But there was nothing left
For me in this world to convince me to stay
Now I'm long gone away
Don't you do that, don't you start those tears
Just remember all the time we spent over the years
Never cry, never think bad of me
What's done is done and that's the way that it had to be
I need you to be strong for me
Say a prayer every day in my memory
I'm sure it's helping me
To earn my feathers, to get some wings
And a halo and a harp and angelic things
And even though I'm gone and outta sight
Never worry about me, I'm alright.
And if I should die
Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside
I'm alright
And everytime you cry
Don't break down and just keep me inside of your mind
I'm alright
You only saw the outside
Never knew what I was feeling
Now everyday you lay in bed staring at the ceiling
But you don't see me no more
You can fill your heart with memories and things from before
But everybody got a purpose in life
To survive and when the sun rise
You won't live to see another day
Just don't follow me, and live life your own way
I'll be in set and if you forget
Get the picture with the cord around my neck
Can you handle that?
See me underground and I'm stuck but it's cool
That's where I wanna be
Keep the drama in hand but outta sight
And know that I'ma be alright
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02:45pm 11/04/2004
mood: okay

Bitch and moan
10:08am 06/04/2004
mood: stressed
wow i should really write in this thing more often...
WELL this week i'm over my aunts house babyshitting her 2 kids...its not so bad but the younger one i think has turrets or something because he will say half a sentence at one volume and then scream the other half...an he whines about everything...other then that my week so far hasn't been so bad...i wish i could go out tomorrow and see Heather before she goes to France, that saddens me =(...i nevr have anything to do unless i'm already committed to doing something else for a family member, oh well...i just hope she has a safe flight to and fro and doesn't get in any trouble with any stinky french people...lol well i haveto go feed the monsters...uhh...children i may type later this week if i get bored

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